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Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines.

Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life

KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load

Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough

Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing

Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going

Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper

Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?

Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work

Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile

Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you

Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault Condoms - size really does matter!

Domestos Condoms - gets right in the rim

Heineken Condoms -reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world

Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal

Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)

McDonalds Condoms - I'm Lovin' it!

Intel condoms - Intel inside..
ebay.co.uk condoms - Your condom is stronger..

Churchill condoms........."Oh, YES!!"

FirstPlus condom - Carol helps you keep track of what you spend with an easy to manage package.

Digital Spy condoms - "You Are In...."

marmite condoms - you either love it or hate it

Mr Muscle Condoms- Let Mr Muscle do all the jobs you hate

Cillit Bang Condoms- BANG! And the spunk is gone.

Mark and Spencer Condoms - not just an ordinary rubber, but a super strength extra special Mark and Spencer......

Road saftey condom: Think once, think twice, think BIKE

Tourist condom: Discover Ireland

Heinz - 57 varieties and positions

Sony - Contreception like.no.other

Nokia - Connecting even more people

Cillit Bang - Bang! and the semen is gone

Cadbury's Milk tray Condoms - For what the lady loves AFTER milk tray

Cadbury's Flake Condoms - Six inches of heaven

Quickfit condom: There's no one quicker than a quickfit fitter

Fizzy drink Condom: You know when you've been Tango'd

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